For the third time that day, the Principle of the “Sacred Heart” school went to make a little visit to the class of Miss Liliana Pérez, the most attractive teacher at the school. Once again the students stood up and greeted the Principal in loud voices, “Good morning Mr. Principal.” “Alright, alright, that is enough,” he said, a little embarrassed. “Well…..I was just passing down the hall and I thought you might need something. You do not need some chalk, a thumbtack, a little tube of glue?” . “No thank you … it is very nice of you,” answered the young woman blushing a little. “Fine, if you need the slightest little thing Miss Liliana, do not hesitate to call me, OK?” said the Principal leaving the classroom. “Goodbye Mr. Principal!” cried the students as they jumped up having let some books drop on the floor. “Fine, fine, OK, OK….let’s stop with the greetings!” said the Principal a little bothered as he disappeared into the hall.
FO 85531 – 21 x 18 x 42 cm (LWH)
The defendant was accused of assault with a firearm and the robbery of two chickens and six eggs. Despite the testimony of four witnesses, the discovery of hundreds of feathers in his house, without speaking of a stew pot full of chicken bones and an old frying pan with leftovers of an omelette, the famous lawyer
Mario Puzotti, at the end of an eloquent defence, managed to persuade the jury of his client’s innocence and to convince them that the true guilty one was society.
The accused was freed ipso facto and, under thundering applause and cries from the public of “encore, encore,” the talented lawyer was obliged to return several times to bow to his frenzied audience.
FO 85501 – 21 x 21 x 42 cm (LWH)
Each time Captain Antonin Eyssette asked something, the air hostesses did everything possible to satisfy him. All of them fell to his charms which oozed from his persona, from his seductive physique and his perfect teeth. He could do two long-haul flights without a break and still be as fresh as daisy.
The only worry was that, from his lower extremities, emanated a strong odor of camembert. It didn’t bother him at all. Even more so, when he engaged the automatic pilot, he likes to take his shoes off, put his feet up on the controls and, with pleasure, wiggle his toes saying “This is life!” Meanwhile, his co-pilot, suppressing an urge to throw up, was preparing delicately his little sick bag, that by experience, he always kept nearby.
FO 85523 - 17 x 17 x 41 cm (LWH)
Each time Captain Antonin Eyssette asked something, the air hostesses did everything possible to satisfy him. All of them fell to his charms which oozed from his persona, from his seductive physique and his perfect teeth. He could do two long-haul flights without a break and still be as fresh as daisy.
The only worry was that, from his lower extremities, emanated a strong odor of camembert. It didn’t bother him at all. Even more so, when he engaged the automatic pilot, he likes to take his shoes off, put his feet up on the controls and, with pleasure, wiggle his toes saying “This is life!” Meanwhile, his co-pilot, suppressing an urge to throw up, was preparing delicately his little sick bag, that by experience, he always kept nearby.
FO 85523 - 17 x 17 x 41 cm (LWH)
Each time Captain Antonin Eyssette asked something, the air hostesses did everything possible to satisfy him. All of them fell to his charms which oozed from his persona, from his seductive physique and his perfect teeth. He could do two long-haul flights without a break and still be as fresh as daisy.
The only worry was that, from his lower extremities, emanated a strong odor of camembert. It didn’t bother him at all. Even more so, when he engaged the automatic pilot, he likes to take his shoes off, put his feet up on the controls and, with pleasure, wiggle his toes saying “This is life!” Meanwhile, his co-pilot, suppressing an urge to throw up, was preparing delicately his little sick bag, that by experience, he always kept nearby.
FO 85523 - 17 x 17 x 41 cm (LWH)
Doctor José Batle was a recognized expert in his field. His diagnoses, always exact, saved the lives of hundreds of people and earned him the admiration of high society. Everything was going perfectly until the day when, arrived to his office, the most well-known actress in Hollywood, the ravishing Marilyn Hayworth, victim of a sprained little finger.
Without wasting an instant, Doctor Batle had the patient take off her clothes to assure himself that she had no other complications anywhere on her body. After a thorough and detailed examination, he confirmed that…he had fallen deeply in love.
The diva thanked him for all his diligent attention and left the office leaving in the air behind her a suggestive perfume of camellia. Ever since that day, Doctor Batle never stops thinking of the great Marilyn, hoping that she sprains another finger so that he can perform a new examination, this time even more detailed.
FO 85508 - 17 x 17 x 45 cm (LWH)
When he was young, Juan Teruggi loved to help his grandmother, especially when she baked cakes, in licking the batter covered spoon. He always knew that he would be a cook but not just any cook; he would be a ‘Master Chef’. After two years of study at the most prestigious culinary schools the day of his final exam arrived. The jury asked him to prepare …..a fried egg!
Without showing the slightest surprise at such an unexpected request, adopting a professional style and with the elegance of a classical dancer, he started to heat the olive oil and butter. He cracked the egg, separated the whites which he began to cook. He added salt and pepper and after a minute, with a magnificent and heroic movement of his hand, placed the yolk in the center.
Two minutes later he pulled the frying pan from the fire, served the egg on a large plate of porcelain, decorated it with two branches of chive and lightly powered the edges with paprika to add a little color. Spinning in a pirouette with an expression full of pride and with great reverence, presented it to the members of the jury. Everything would have been a tremendous success if only the egg had not slide of the plate and landed at the feet of the jury.
FO 85524 - 20 x 17 x 38 cm (LWH)
“A good barbecue is hard to do!” explained Freddy to his two kids who listened mesmerized. “First, is to start the charcoal. Then the grill is heated so it can be easily cleaned.” The kids, charmed by the master chef, listened attentively. “Then, gently place the pieces of meat and sausage on the grill. Finally, and this is the most important, patiently wait for the exact moment when the meat is perfectly cooked, and then….there is nothing left to do, but to enjoy yourself!”
The cooking juices falling into the fire lets escape an irresistible smell of grilled meat. The guests, drawn by this magnificent aroma, approach to watch the show. From the murmurs of admiration coming from the audience, a voice arises and we hear “Bravo to the chef!” A smile of satisfaction appears on Freddy’s face, who, shrugging his shoulders as to minimize the situation, says “I didn’t do much of anything…..really it’s nothing special!”
FO 85522 - 17 x 17 x 43 cm (LWH)
When we went to dinner at “La Truffe d’Argent”, a famous five-star restaurant, we sat at a table next to the magnificent bay window where you could see the Seine and the Notre Dame Cathedral in their entire splendor. We peacefully contemplated the sunset which covered Paris with a faint red veil. Martin Ferney, the restaurant’s famed head waiter, explained the menu with such precision and detail that we congratulated him for his knowledge.
“It’s nothing,” he said, “I know by heart all the wines from our extensive wine cellar and all the secrets of French gastronomy. Moreover, there is a dish that bears my name, the famous Homard breton à la Ferney. Several other restaurants have tried to lure me away by offering me a huge salary, but I’ve always refused … “Lowering his voice and narrowing his eyes, he confessed, with some pride, “If I leave here, this restaurant would no longer exist, it would evaporate, since I am in a way … the living symbol of excellence when considering French restaurants. ”
In saying this, he lifted his chin, turned on his heels and smugly eclipsed behind the bar.
FO 85519 - 20 x 20 x 45 cm (LWH)
Louis-Philippe de Cabernet Sauvignon delicately placed the point of the corkscrew exactly at the center of the cork of the 1990 Bordeaux. Even if all the emotion made his wrist tremble, he slowly removed the cork and the characteristic pop of an uncorked bottle resonated against the walls of the wine cellar. He examined its appearance and while smelling it a slight smile illuminated his face. He slowly poured the precious liquid into a crystal glass which he raised a little to appreciate the clear and brilliant contents, an intense cherry red color with hints of ruby, and touches of sober red-browns.
He approached the glass to his nose, closed his eyes and smelled the explosion of chocolate aroma, truffles, aromatic woods, leather, all which were incredibly elegant, an expression of an infinite varietal. He brought the precious liquid to his lips, sipped and ….realized he had forgotten to rinse the glass. Traces of dishwashing powder which were on the glass gave the wine a slight taste of a hand soap with an aroma of deodorant and a bouquet of detergents, all perfectly balanced with grand complexity and harmony.
FO 85528 - 17 x 17 x 44 cm (LWH)
At the “Crazy Hair” beauty salon, it’s the newest trends and fashionable concepts that prevail. The head stylist, Rossano Alessandro, created a fortifying hair treatment from Red Sea algae mixed with beaver urine, purple garlic from China, caviar from the Caspian and camembert from Normandy.
His clients who love being at the edge of fashion were ready to do anything for a chance to have his capillary fortifying treatment. The experience is amazing. They stay for hours chatting while the magnificent balm takes effect.
The perfume they inhale recalls the pomp of the court of Versailles and the noble scents that gave that place its rank and distinction.
However, it is a little difficult to keep the flies away.
FO 85527 - 17 x 16 x 44 cm (LWH)
The most educational fibre tip pen for those just learning to draw, thanks to the special triangular shape which allows children to hold the fibre tip pen properly.
Sacha put on his boots, took his rifle, his hat and his bag of ammunition. His dog, Tom, seeing what Sacha was preparing, leaped up and started running around. “Dear, we’re leaving to go hunting”, he said to his wife. Then, shutting his eyes a little and with an air of confidence, he added, “Tonight, for dinner, we’ll have duck”. After six hours spent in the marshes, after having emptied his ammunition box and even trying a slingshot and all the sticks and stones which he could find in his path, nothing worked, he couldn’t kill even one duck. Fortunately, the local supermarket was still open. That night for dinner, they ate a succulent farm-raised chicken.
FO85535 – 19 x 17 x 38 cm (LWH)
Felt tips for colouring and drawing on cotton and most other fabrics.
The accountant, Angel Milicic, has a phobia about calculators and his boss insists that he use them at work. But, he doesn’t want anything to do with them, he prefers mental calculation. “A multiplication, a division, a percentage is calculated much faster counting on your fingers than using a machine”, affirms Milicic. Of course, he often has trouble with the end of year accounts, or with tax returns, or salaries, or even supplier accounts, but his technique maintains an alert mind and keeps him lively as per the recommendations of his family doctor, and that…is the most important thing.
FO85536 – 19 x 17 x 42 cm (LWH)
High-quality Bruynzeel coloured felt tips.
“Doctor is this going to hurt much?” the terrorized patient asked Mariluz León, the dentist at the “Happy Teeth” clinic who, a little impatient, was waiting with a drill in her hand. “Of course it won’t, dear, you won’t feel a thing!” she answered trying to calm him down. “Listen, this is how we are going to proceed, take this tube of toothpaste in your hand and, if it hurts too much, squeeze the tube a little to calm yourself down.” The doctor started the drill and even before putting it into his mouth, the patient squeezed the tube so hard that toothpaste splattered on the ceiling and the doctor found her face covered with it as if someone had thrown a pie in her face.
FO85534 - 17 x 17 x 43 cm (LWH)
High-quality Bruynzeel coloured felt tips.
“Your Honor, you cannot condemn this poor man to one year of prison for only stealing a cube of chicken broth”, the lawyer said.
“No, that’s true” the Judge replied, “but after stealing it, it was not necessary to use a bottle of oil to hit the poor old lady who had witnessed the incident. Nor did he need to set fire to the soup shelf in order to erase his finger prints. Nor did he need to lock-up the shop manager when he wanted to flee.
And most of all, there was no need to force the shop manager to swallow the cube in order to get rid of the evidence… He should at least have removed the packaging from the cube!”
FO 85529 - 23 x 20 x 36 cm (LWH)
High-quality Bruynzeel coloured felt tips.
Felt tips with a glitter effect.
Felt tips with a magical effect: Use the white magic pen to colour over the 7 colours and they will change into 7 new colours.
The cup, of which he dreamed holding in his hand for so many times, became a reality. Neither the sprain in his shoulder blade, nor the horrible tendonitis in his left arm could keep the tenacious Gustavo Lanzaro from raising up high the trophy that he had just won. The ‘missiles’ at 249 km/h which his opponent was firing managed to break 4 rackets, but not his moral courage.
His coach, the famous Spaniard Pepe Galleta, inspired by the renown ‘Serrano’ ham, made him follow a strict diet of only and exclusively acorns for the period of one year. The hard months of training were terrible, but compared to such an excellent victory, the sacrifice seemed justified.
The only unpleasant thing was the beastly bad breath which wouldn’t go away and the pronounced aversion for the Iberico ham.
FO 84008 - 10 x 10 x 23 cm (LWH)
Felt tips with a metallic effect.
The hole was far away, Mauro Rugolin needed to hit hard, but with accuracy. He knew he could do it; several times, he had seen Tiger do the same. That afternoon, a crowd had come to see him and they were all hoping to witness his magnificent drive.
He spread his legs exactly how one should. In perfect synchronization, he initiated a rotation of his shoulders and waste while stabilizing his right knee just a little. At first, he glanced an instant at his distant objective while drawing a small smile of self-importance.
He continued his impeccable movement while concentrating on the little white ball. He remained immobile several seconds and with all his force…gave a tremendous whack lifting an enormous clod of earth. The little ball was never found, but the clod of earth finished its arc on the head of the referee, who had to be hospitalized because of a huge bruise above his left eye.
FO 84002 - 11 x 10 x 20 cm (LWH)
At the hospital in Rosario, all the male staff suffered from stiff necks. The administration decided to look into the problem and discovered that the cause was the sensual swaying of the hips of Doctor Evangelina Gonzalez. Her ample cleavage and tight dresses turned the heads of all the male staff, except Toni, the nurse, whose interest in the opposite sex was, well, an illusion.
The administration suggested to Doctor Gonzalez that she calm things down a little, but Evangelina wouldn’t listen. So they decided to transfer her to another unit. Two weeks later, all the cases of stiff neck disappeared, both doctors and patients. Because they all followed Evangelina. The only one who stayed was Toni.
FO 84006 - 9 x 9 x 24 cm (LWH)
Chris was a happy man, without the least doubt, a winner. “Fortune smiles at the courageous” he had the habit of saying. His schedule was always overbooked. When he wasn’t on a business trip he was at his office giving orders, talking on the mobile phone, sending messages and emails or buying and selling shares. A hyperactive.
When he traveled by plane, it was always in business class and taking advantage of his VIP status.
He wore only custom-made Italian shoes, English tailored suits and best quality shirts. He slept but 4 hours a night, dreaming of financial markets and stock options. He saw himself as future president of the company, until one day………a huge wave of stress and a terrible nervous breakdown led him to re-think his life.
He bought a mountain cabin, a hammock for two and from time to time went butterfly hunting.
Chris is really a happy guy
FO 84004 - 11 x 9 x 22 cm (LWH)
Paquita Gutiérrez was scared to death of dentists. For the last few days she has been tortured by a tooth. At first, she was hoping that it would simply go away, then she tried all the pain killers in the medicine cabinet. After 3 days, she went to see Carmen, her neighbor who did talking therapy. After 5 days, and not being able to stand it anymore, she made an appointment with the eminent dentist, the doctor Salomon Mimran, whose reputation was the talk of Paris. Paquita, her jaw deformed by an enormous abscess, sat down in the dentist’s chair as if it were the electric chair.
“Octor, is it goin to ‘urt?” asked Paquita, her words deformed by the inflammation.
“No madam, you won’t feel a thing”, lied the doctor, “you are in good hands. Let’s see, open up and we will look at this infected molar.”
“Ehh….is alwedy open” said Madame Gutiérrez.
At the fourth shot, the anesthesia began to take effect. She had the impression that her tongue was a piece of rag. She wanted to say something, but only could utter some guttural sounds. The doctor thought that it was going to be easy, but when the second pair of pliers broke in his hands, he began to have his doubts.
“Relax, everything is going fine” lied again the doctor as he put his foot on the left shoulder of his patient to gain better leverage. Paquita Gutiérrez regretted not having made her will. After 40 minutes of struggle, and after a super human effort, the doctor managed to extract the rebel tooth. With pride he studied it attentively and ….. began to feel drops of sweat drip down the back of his neck.
“Let’s see, open up…” said the doctor who shuddered when he saw that the tooth he held in his pliers was a pre-molar in perfect health.
FO 84005 - 10 x 9 x 21 cm (LWH)
“My brother said that I am too shy to ever have a girlfriend….But, because I am now an expert in computers, I have more than 8000 virtual friends. 6000 are women and, among them, there are 2500 with whom I have already experienced cyber-love. There is nothing better than being in love, it seems as if your heart is a hard disc beating at an intensity of 800mA and your brain is a USB 2.0/64 GB stick.
And yes, it’s true, I have always been a romantic person on the worldwide web 3.0 ! “
FO 84009 - 10 x 9 x 22 cm (LWH)
4 pots of finger paint including brush and spatula. Ideal for those just learning to paint.
The defendant was accused of assault with a firearm and the robbery of two chickens and six eggs. Despite the testimony of four witnesses, the discovery of hundreds of feathers in his house, without speaking of a stew pot full of chicken bones and an old frying pan with leftovers of an omelette, the famous lawyer Mario Puzotti, at the end of an eloquent defence, managed to persuade the jury of his client’s innocence and to convince them that the true guilty one was society.
The accused was freed ipso facto and, under thundering applause and cries from the public of “encore, encore,” the talented lawyer was obliged to return several times to bow to his frenzied audience.
FO 84001 - 11 x 10 x 22 cm (LWH)
Doctor José Batle was a recognized expert in his field. His diagnoses, always exact, saved the lives of hundreds of people and earned him the admiration of high society. Everything was going perfectly until the day when, arrived to his office, the most well-known actress in Hollywood, the ravishing Marilyn Hayworth, victim of a sprained little finger.
Without wasting an instant, Doctor Batle had the patient take off her clothes to assure himself that she had no other complications anywhere on her body. After a thorough and detailed examination, he confirmed that…he had fallen deeply in love.
The diva thanked him for all his diligent attention and left the office leaving in the air behind her a suggestive perfume of camellia. Ever since that day, Doctor Batle never stops thinking of the great Marilyn, hoping that she sprains another finger so that he can perform a new examination, this time even more detailed.
FO 84003 - 9 x 9 x 24 cm (LWH)
12 different colours of watercolours and paintbrush included. Ideal for those just learning to paint.
“A Milanese Napolitaine, one, for table five!” yelled the waiter in the direction of the kitchen where the famous chef, Rodolfo Monti, was tasting his world famous recipe known as “Spaghetti Putanesca with stinging nettle sauce”.
“Mmmh questo é eccellente, straordinario, splendido, incomparabile !” the chef exclaimed in ecstasy as a long strand of “spaghetti al dente” disappeared noisily, swallowed up in his mouth.
“Two lasagnas à la bolognaise, two, for the seven!” shouted again the head waiter with a new order.
“Wait un pó, I’m not una machina! ” steamed the “ maestro ” while he tasted his sixth spaghetti dripping with sauce.
“Humm, it’s “incommensurabile ”, exquisite, exceptional, “ favolosi ”! the chef couldn’t stop from repeating himself with his mouth full, while dunking a hunk of bread in the sublime sauce and wiping his mustache with his sleeve.
FO 84000 - 9 x 9 x 21 cm (LWH)
Professional quality theatrical make-up, water-based face paint providing excellent cover. Strong colours and easy to remove with soap and water.
Sergeant Germán Echeverría wasn’t afraid of fire. As a child, he loved to light his father’s cigarettes, he liked that so particular smell of suffer which comes from just lit matches. His mother always said, “Don’t play with fire or you are going to wet your bed”.
In the fall, he amused himself by making bonfires with his friends and then by throwing handfuls of salt on the flames, listening fascinated by the crackling of the salt. One night, after having burned all the fallen leaves in his yard, he dreamed that he was near a large tree and suddenly he had a horrible urge to pee which he did calmly and with great pleasure. The following morning, upon awaking, he made the most important decision of his life: from now on, he would combat fire without pity. He went to firemen’s school and today he is the Fire Chief of his neighborhood fire department. Everyone knows him as the “The Match”.
FO84010 – 12 x 12 x 22 cm (LWH)
Professional quality theatrical make-up, water-based face paint providing excellent cover. Strong colours and easy to remove with soap and water.
Extra thick, specially for children's small hands.
Extra thick wax crayons. Specially designed for use by (small) children: stimulates their fine motor skills and creativity.
You can achieve the most fantastic effects using aquarelle pencils. They go on just like a normal coloured pencil. But if you brush over the colours with a paintbrush dipped in water, you get delicate watercolour paint. For the very best results, use textured paper.
Fineliner oval plastic model in modern colours. mXz, suitable for a wide target group.
Fineliner oval plastic model in modern colours. mXz, suitable for a wide target group.
content: 192 pcs fineliners.
Kneadable erasers are very populair with the target group. mXz is a trendy range writing and colouring products especially for teens.
Target group likes products with an extra gimmick. Special sharpener and eraser. mXz is a trendy range writing and colouring products especially for teens.
Target group likes products with an extra gimmick. Special eraser with car key mechanism. mXz is a trendy range writing and colouring products especially for teens.
Pencil eraser, 42x30 mm.
12 high quality graphite pencils with a strong, thick core ranging between 2.2 and 3.5mm (depending on pencil hardness). Excellent graphite transfer and perfect balance in pencil hardness.
Box containing 60 colouring and drawing products. 44 coloured pencils, 12 metallic coloured pencils pencil sharpener.
Box containing 60 colouring and drawing products. 44 coloured pencils, 12 metallic coloured pencils pencil sharpener.
12 different colours of watercolours and paintbrush included. Ideal for those just learning to paint.
The 12 most popular coloured pencils in a handy storage tin, with fun animal illustrations.
The 45 most popular coloured pencils in a handy storage tin, with fun animal illustrations.
The 45 most popular coloured pencils in a handy storage tin, with fun animal illustrations.
The special tip allows you to colour with thin and thick strokes. Including a white eraser pen.
The 45 most popular coloured pencils in a handy storage tin with animal illustration.
The 45 most popular coloured pencils in a handy storage tin with animal illustration.
The special tip allows you to colour with thin and thick strokes. Including a white eraser pen.
The special tip allows you to colour with thin and thick strokes. Including a white eraser pen.
The special tip allows you to colour with thin and thick strokes. Including a white eraser pen.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish and eraser.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish. In compact plastic presentation with clear view of the different degrees of hardness.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish.
The tried and trusted Bruynzeel High-Quality writing pencil, with yellow finish.
Metal manual pencil sharpener, for writing and drawing pencils.
Metal manual pencil sharpener, for writing and drawing pencils.
For writing and drawing pencils.
For writing and drawing pencils.
Pencils with a core that is completely water-soluble. Produced with extra fine, high-grade pigments. Can be applied both wet and dry. Set of 24.
A professional calligraphy set for beginners
Cerall Play Dough
creall chalk 6 pieces
creall chalk 50 pieces
Contents: 12 colour pencils
Contents: 24 colour pencils
Contents: 36 colour pencils
Contents: 60 colour pencils
Contents:
• 60 Van Gogh colour pencils (complete range)
• kneadable eraser
• sharpener
Contents: water colour set 12 x 12 ml (108-200-334-326-504-535-617-602-227-411-409-708), paperblock, 2 brushes, mixing tray, pencil and kneadable eraser.
Clay-cutters
• 28 assorted clay-cutters, various themes.
• Plastic material with broad edge
• Suitable for use with all Creall modelling materials
code: 03901
Funny Body parts
Code: 03915
Modelling tools
• A set of 5 plastic modelling tools
• Simple to use
• Suitable for use with all Creall modelling materials
Code: 03910
Modelling spatulas
• A set of 14 plastic spatulas
• Length: +/- 14 cm
• Ideal for sculpting with clay
• Suitable for use with all Creall modelling materials
Code: 03905
Target group: 2 years and older
Creall®-Mini Silky Soft is a non-hardening clay which is very simple to knead. A super soft effect is achieved when gently rubbing this modelling material. It guarantees hours of playing pleasure, thanks to the clay not drying out. Creall®-Mini Silky Soft is safe, gluten-free and therefore extremely suitable even for the youngest children. Creall®- Mini Silky Soft is supplied in an attractive range of colours, with a choice of pastels and primary colours. Creall®-Mini Silky Soft can be purchased per colour and/or as a set, and is available in a large and/or small storage bucket.
Product characteristics
Target group: 3 years and older
wooden clay roller
Cerall Modelling Sand
kid brush balloon
code: 16922
Product characteristics:
Available in white in a 250 gram foil packaging.
code: 26025